All Time Low For The Win

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twitter.com/boiicrazii620:

    welcometotheworldofwonder:

    tortellinigirl:

    IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
    THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
    YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
    U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA

    A swear

    (via keepyourswordskyward15)

    — 1 day ago with 77810 notes

    dirtyberd:

    dazeofbeingwild:

    *excuses myself from a dinner party under the auspices of a cigarette break but really just wants to check dirtyberds blog*

    ur the best

    — 1 day ago with 59 notes
    "

    In school they teach you
    how to multiply 9x8
    make you read Macbeth
    and have you memorize the first 10 amendments to the constitution.

    But they don’t teach you how to
    stop loving someone who has
    stopped loving you
    or how to deal with losing
    a friend to an unsaid goodbye
    and a relative to a cancer that ate
    away their brain.

    At home I learned from my father that
    alcohol can make as many problems
    as it solves
    but damn does it feel good
    to let my throat burn instead of my heart
    and to tune out the problems in my head
    that I just couldn’t solve.

    Because life isn’t 9x8 
    and it isn’t the way authors describe
    their characters in a story.

    It’s those nights you lay awake
    missing someone
    wishing things could be different
    and it’s the next day when you realize they can’t
    and then it’s how you pick yourself up
    after being down for so long.

    I taught myself that."
    what have you learned? (via fuckyouveryveryymuch)

    (via actuallythe-doctor)

    — 2 days ago with 2910 notes
    intensional:

p0intless—blogger:

intensional:

imactinginsane:

intensional:

le-madcap:

intensional:

xomtrencherxo:

intensional:

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

Those are chickens

Look at all those ducks

THOSE ARE CHICKENS

Look at all those ducks

T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

Look at all those ducks

    intensional:

    p0intless—blogger:

    intensional:

    imactinginsane:

    intensional:

    le-madcap:

    intensional:

    xomtrencherxo:

    intensional:

    Look at all those ducks

    Those are chickens

    Look at all those ducks

    Those are chickens

    Look at all those ducks

    THOSE ARE CHICKENS

    Look at all those ducks

    T H O S E. A R E. C H I C K E N S.

    Look at all those ducks

    (via actuallythe-doctor)

    — 2 days ago with 44641 notes

    shanellbklyn:

    tayjardateme:

    pipination:

    sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

    if

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    you’re

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    not

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    angry

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    then

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    you’re

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    really

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    not

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    paying

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    attention

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    are

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    you

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    this is the best thing on tumblr

    Everyone needs to see this

    Jesus Christ.

    (via actuallythe-doctor)

    — 2 days ago with 60195 notes

    mortimer-graves:

    np900:

    IT WAS A PHASE!!

    Aren’t we forgetting a few?

    (via actuallythe-doctor)

    — 2 days ago with 3760 notes

    nouriebear:

    kitkatinc:

    spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
    me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
    spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

    u

    (via omfgrant)

    — 2 days ago with 171943 notes